"OLD" IS WHEN.....
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make
love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new
alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your
pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles
out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the
doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action"
means you don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find
your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not
having to getup to pee!
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